i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
