it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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