So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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