That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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