so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He better not be in your backpack
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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