Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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