Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I stole a fireplace last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize