Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize