in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have post one night stand depression
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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