i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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