You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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