is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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