I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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