You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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