Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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