I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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