Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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