pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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