we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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