we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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