i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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