Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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