Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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