I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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