I think I won the penis lottery.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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