So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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