why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
