All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Moan for me like Helen Keller
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
