I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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