Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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