At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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