Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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