I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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