we're blogging at a bar
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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