Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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