I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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