Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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