He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
is it fun? or sober?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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