I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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