david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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