I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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