I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
