Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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