: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Im part way to drunk.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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