Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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