Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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