ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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