im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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