We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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