wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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