Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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