Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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