If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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