Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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